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Have you ever finished your business in the bathroom, looked down, patted yourself on the back, and said: “Yay, solid turd! Good job!” before flushing it down? … Yeah, me neither! … not until yesterday. Hahaha…. Lemme explain. I caught a [...]
This morning, when I was taking the shower, I just noticed something strange: my flat stomach is gone. Yeah, it’s very weird! I never pay attention to this before, but my previously flat stomach has been replaced with an 1-pack jelly slap, down from originally 4 (well I just don’t [...]
Did you see the Subway commercial showing a video montage of pants/shirts button popping off and shooting out like bullet, breaking chair, light bulb, car tire? It is so hilarious, but it happened to me today. The button on my pants busted. Out of all the days, it chose the day that I did not [...]
Wow so I was out for nearly 2 weeks. Good grief! Well, you knew what was going on, so this is totally expected, right?!… Well, I’m back now. Good news first! My laptop has been ‘raised from the dead’. Bad news : some data I managed to transfer out to a [...]
Gone, like yeterday is gone,
Like history is gone,
The world keeps spinning on,
Your going going gone,
Like summer break is gone,
Like saturday is gone
Just trying to prove me wrong
You pretend like your immortal
We are not infinite
We are not permanate
Nothing is immediate
We’re so confident
In our accomplishments
Look at how dark it is
Gone, like Frank Sinatra
Like [...]
Continue reading about Noooo!!.. Don’t die on me, my dear hard drive!
How’s the New Year treating you? Any better than 2008 yet? Maybe it’s too early to say, but for me, so far so good. I can’t wait to experience what God have in store for me. I know that they are all good as He promised:
“For I know the plans I [...]
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